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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Porn Review - Shotacon: A brief history, and it's most popular aspects.

I wanna talk about something that not a lot of people will, at least not openly. And definitely not in a blog. I'm talking about porn classes, the sick denominations of the already twisted pornographic world. They range from animal on animal to Eric Cartman on Danny Phantom, to the store owner from Animal Crossing jerking off in the face of Quentin Tarantino in the background. And in the porn world, that's pretty tame.

The denomination we're covering today is Shotacon. Yeah, you may of heard of it? In normal shotacon, shot for short, it's most associated with boy-on-boy; straight shotacon being girl-on-boy. If you haven't heard of it, and haven't clicked the link, then let me tell you: it's the animated porn of minors. Let me let that sink in. To help that along, here's an example!:




What's really affecting your kids in the classroom? Dick.

If I come off as cynical in this review, please don't take anything by it. It's just that I'm reviewing kids getting dick up their boyhood. I'm not saying I like or dislike it, I'm just giving you the choice. Whether it's legal or not in your country, and whether you view it or not, it all up to you and your penis. Or vagina, if you're really weird. And smell like meat. And write fan fiction.

Shotacon has been in Japanese culture as long as brushed paintings of waves, taking even more of a back-burn due to the rise of moral outcry within the Jap/Otaku community. Yes, the people who bring you tentacled creatures infesting girls in school uniforms will have nothing to do with something as vile as boys fucking. They'll take Urotsukidoji over Boku no Pico, and probably because the penis isn't skyscrapers tall.
The tamest pictures of both films I could find. Really.

After watching the later of these two films (I actually own Urotsukidoji, got it from a Goodwill, more on that in a later review) I realized two things: nose bleeds shouldn't last for an hour, and there were two sequels. They all follow the Pico character (i.e. the blonde kid who looks like he should be sporting a vag), they just add upon the smut by adding another member to the group. Pico x Chico adds in Chico, a brown-haired youth to Pico, who's hobbies include playing naked and watching his sister masturbate. Only in Japan.

The final installment, Pico x CoCo x Chico, add in the trifecta of their boyhood experimentation; Coco is, like them, a feminine girl-boy whose only interests are trading cards and cock. This installment adds a bit of drama to the usual repertoire of 'play in the water and fuck'. The arrival of Coco adds some discernment between Pico and Chico, not used to having to share the other to a new member. Not wanting to, even. Mom always told me to share my toys.

The short ends with the two, Pico and Chico, reconciling and going out to find Coco, who at this point has left under all the tension. They find him atop Tokyo Tower, where each apologizes for the acvtions by having the strangest gangbang I've ever seen. If you haven't seen it, or don't want to, picture this: three boys, on the Eiffel Tower, reenacting the best parts of the Karma Sutra. Even adding two positions together. There's more suck-and-moan here than, well, anything on the WE channel. Bahaha.

Of course there'd be bananas in the picture.

It's one of the most popular series in the shotacon genre, and at the forefront of it all. Pico, and the rest of the cast, embodies the shota name like Batman for DC, or Mario for Nintendo. As bad as those analogies were, Pico's their mascot. But only just one of their stars. Coming up, we'll take a look at another series, and one of shotacon's star artists.


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